Life has been a little crazy lately, between moving and getting sick.. If I've been a little slow in responding to emails, or outright missed yours, I'm sorry.
I'm also not going to stop 'lactating' until a much less stressful time - after the holidays.
Lastly, I'm considering offering a heavily discounted "special" for black friday. Stay tuned.
I am available at the following donations for my milky deliciousness.
- 1 Hour Meals on Heels 300
- 2 Hours Breast Friends 550
- 3 Hours Breastaurant 750
- 4 Hours Go for Bust 950
- Overnight The Full Boobie 1500
Want to be the exclusive Rooster in my hen house? Ask.
I am a super huge fan of overnights. It's like a no-strings-attached one night stand hotness combined with that cuddling and closeness only an old flame can give. And I promise the morning after won't have the awkward walk of shame.. but it may have donuts. ;]
I don't pay attention to the clock. We will spend, at minimum, that amount of time together, but if you have an arrangement that will be close to the time we part, please let me know when I arrive, so we don't dawdle too much (if there is such a thing!) Typically, I do have a time in my head in which I will turn into a pumpkin, but I'm not in a rush. We're here to enjoy ourselves!
Donations are to be placed out visible to me upon arrival in an envelope (Restroom vanity preferred) If we happen to meet for coffee or dinner first, feel free to tuck it inside a newspaper or magazine. (I'm a fan of the NY Times and Good Housekeeping -don't judge me, lol) Donations are to be an unspoken act. Please do not ask, "What do I owe you?" and whip out your wallet and haggle at the end of our session. This is not Jiffy Lube.
(Don't make me kick your butt. I've got fuzzy cuffs, a strap on and a feather, and I know how to use them.)
I will sometimes make a special trip to see someone out of state (for a two hour or more request), but I generally like to stay within 30 minutes of home, in case of an emergency.
I do, however, go to Boston every now and then. If you'd like to see me and are budget conscious, you can pre-pay part or all of your session AND get a discount. I accept Amazon.com digital giftcards (only on occasion, usually near the holidays) and GreenDot MoneyPak (available at any CVS, for your conveniance.).